Sunday Brunch!

So the day actually started at 11 am for me, grabbed my roomie's i-pod and put some random songs,
To make the situation worse the first song that played was Yellow(by coldplay), i waited it to finish. Then took the news paper, read it back to back and saw the time, it was 11:30. Damn the time was moving pretty slow. So i grabbed my lazy arse now, went to bedroom and woke up everyone.
Now suddenly Satyarth(one of my roomie) suggested a plan. The plan was to cook Chicken.
This was a good idea!
So we started from home to bring chicken and other stuffs that was required.
I dared not to enter the Chicken Shop as it would surely make me leave non-veg again for days.
Then we went to a Super Market to buy some Masalas!
There i saw these marshmallows and that reminded me of something, actually someone. So i took my phone and grabbed all my guts and texted.
And then the worst part happened, waiting, waiting for the reply.
After turning gloomy i came home.
Trying to divert my attention i opened the system, went to tools, clicked "show hidden folder". But somehow it didn't work too..
So i went straight to kitchen and saw that the chicken was already prepared.
And after literally devouring it and passing chains of Burrps i thought of updating something out here in blog. So sum total it wasn't really a bad sunday!

Clueless Evening

Main sahi samajh k jo bhi kahun, tum kehti ho galat ~RockStar~

Now this line perfectly suck up to my situation.

Kheaer chhoro yea saab, aab to saans lena bhi ek aadat ho gae hai!

Let me not talk about what happened to me from morning to afternoon today(or yesterday to be very specific), it will again depress you.
There was one funny incidence that happened today, or say close to funny.
It was our ( me and my roomates) discussion on History.
So we dicussed about mesolethic, neolethic and blablalethic ages, must say the day i find the person who coined these terms, he'll be hung by his balls. But i think he's already hung somewhere.
Stone Age, Copper Age, Iron Age or Golden Age(which apparently doesn't exist) totally fucked my already disturbed mind. Basically there was more sex during those ages than now, that's all i learned. But i feel sex must have been a petty topic back then as it was easier to get laid then.

homo sapien 1 : dude! lets go hunt after u are done making love.
homo sapien 2 : Oh dawg! Hunting is more cool yo! Love making can be done anytime.

Above situations must be very common then.

Then i read some 30-40 pages about Harappa Civilization. Nevertheless it was boring too.
They had some awesome Sanitary System, reading which i left my dinner. There was this big swimming pool kinda thing called "Great Bath" where the whole Harappan population used to get naked and bath together, must be an arousing sight.
I wish i could start something similar to that in my society too sigh!

Human made Wheel during the same time. I think gilli danda would have started then too. Running after tyre with stick in hand would have been a sport then.
Winner will take home some cool designer robe made out of animals' skin.
There would be no tension of work, no monday blues, chicks not fucking their brain about what they are supposed to wear in the evening, you can't do much to your naked body. They are all the same.

So yea all these discussions really made me laugh and my mood got lighter.

But tomorrow such discussion might not happen, i will again miss something or say someone. Some habits are tough to go, and if the habit is a person the situation gets pathetic.

Ek Ajnaabi Duniya hai yea

Khoya hai kya, jab paya kuch nahi.
Badi choti si duniya hai yea, milengay ek din.
Us din tak, hogi meri koi khabar nahi.

Mera dard nasoor ho jaega, hogi tujhe koi khabar nahi.
Meri galtiyon ka hisab maine rakh liya.
Tujhe teri galtiyon ka hisab dene wala koi hoga nahi.

Main kush hun tanhan, mera koi dost nahi.
Dekha jae to tu bhi roti hogi tanha kahin,
Soch k dekh mere siva tera bhi koi dost nahi.

En pariyon ki kahani main, koi sach nahi aur koi jhoot nahi.
Tujhe pasand hai kuch aaese log,
Jinhen aaesi duniya se kuch lena dena nahi.

Main yun hi likhta reh jaunga, kyunki aab raaton main mujhe sona nahi.
Ek Ajnaabi Duniya hai yea, jaan liya kuch pal tak tune mujhe.
Aab hum phir anjaan hai, kuch giley jarror hain par shikwa nahi.

Badi Udasi Hai

Badi udasi hai aur yea muskurana ek jhoot

Hai kahin tu, khush aur anjaan,

Ek sukun hai aab tujhe bhulane main.

Neend ka ek tukda deja,

Badi taang hai yea khamoshi.

Mehfil hai yahan, har haath main ek haath,

Bandish main hai mere haath, badi taang hai yea maayusi.

Bada ajeeb hai tera shehar,

Bhula k har gum, ek raang main baandh jaata hai.

Meri uljhan pe hasta hai, rota hun main to barasta hai,

Taang karta hai tera yea sheher.

Kuch kafhiley gujartey hai roj,

Aankhon k zariyea, enhen log aasun kehtey hain.

Aab kaun kare faisla mere liye,

Har katron ka hisab kiya hai, le jaana kabhi.....

And before the night falls, i get back to you, all three of you...