L.O.V.E= a four letter word found in suck-ster dictionary
Synonym= SHIT, SUCK, PAIN.
Myth about love= Love existed from the very beginning, when the universe was freshly baked and was out of the oven.
Those who believe in above MYTH are bunch of sucker!
Actually initially human beings were having 2 sets of everything: legs, hand and stuffs (you know what I mean).
But then few Greek gods freaked out and thought we would become more powerful than them even though we had no fucking supernatural powers!
Then nutty Zews sent powerful scissors-sharp bolts to separate us into guys and girls. Now obviously they were attracted to each other and were inter dependent to fuck. So this way the love came into existence, making us weaker.
Then slowly came some suck ass directors like Yash Chopra and Karan Johar (both of them faggot) who took the myth totally from one level to another level.
Movies like “Mohabbaten”, “Hum aapke hain kaun” etc. started getting national/film fare awards. I still don’t understand how movies with pretty predictable and shitty story lines plus 50 songs each can brag awards. But yea “SHIT HAPPENS”.
Actors and actresses like Ranbir and Aishwarya are our role model. They along with these faggot directors teach us how to love no matter how many partners they change in real life.
Speaking about first love:
No such SHIT really exists. Most of us are floored by its feeling. We start listening to music which otherwise are pretty lame. The effect of first love varies and it can be measured by the kind of music we are listening. Listening to himesh being the last stage
Stages of love:
Stage 1:
Guy sees the Girl. Scan her in and out. For many nights he’s troubled by weird/dirty dreams about this girl, which he re-frames in a much beautiful way and tells to his friends. Being preached by his equally lame friends the guy confirms that he’s in love and ‘suck’cessfully clears the first stage.
Stage 2:
Second stage is the most time consuming process. Here the guy tries his best to stalk on the girl in all the methods present under the known universe.
Stage 2 includes cute things like keeping the chick’s used napkin (no matter how dirtily it’s used by her), following her from school/college to home (not realizing there are millions others like him), paying all her bills (proving himself a perfect pet and a parasite on his family).
If the account of the money spent on one chick, while in love, is taken one would realize that he can do 10some with the same amount of money plus no strings attached (emotional attyachar).
But finally he spends the highest amount of money, compared to other guys spending for her in the competition, and wins the girl (not realizing how badly he lost in real life)
Paying his phone bills as well as hers, paying for every cup of coffee or every piece of meal , showing her each and every corner of the city no matter how much humiliation he faces asking money from friends for buying the gas.
So this way he finally he gets an access to the girl’s bedroom. Here stage 2 ends.
Stage 3:
Lots and lots of sex.
By the time Stage 3 ends the guy being a dog by creation gets tired from the girl.
Now if the girl is also tired sweet break up takes place, if she needs more fuck ugly break up takes place.
In case of ugly break ups guy saves money. Its the money-return phase of the relationship. He stops hanging out with friends or roaming around in a fear of getting caught by her miserable girl friend.
Love is attached with many other ugly factors which actually break the person down.
One of them is being CHEATING.
What I think cheating should be done only in exam not in relationship.
Once cheated, the guy/girl are left shaken for the rest of their life, they hence-forth become very insecure making a mess for their next relationship. Hence making life hell for others. Its a chain process basically.
Now all these complexity is caused basically due to the 4 letter ugly word called “LOVE”
So just fuck around and stay healthy rather than falling into one of the most ugliest/black-holic/darkest complexity of life caused because of the most awesome feeling in this world popularly known as LOVE.
